Horoscopes work
May 12, 2024
Not because of what shapes Ancient Greeks could make out of the night sky in the Northern Hemisphere circa 200 B.C.
But because traits associated with astrological signs become a self-fulfilling prophecy if you repeat them to your child all their life.
It’s how you end up with this guy, Cal’s and Tex’es disproportionately moving to California and Texas, and a doctor with the surname Weedon just having to specialize in urology.
I was born on April 2nd, which apparently inclines be towards being a fiery arrogant asshole somewhat.
Well, guess what?
As much as I take pride in being a rational human being, I’m going to deliberately withhold from my daughter she’s an Aries Fire Rooster.
